Chica Dificil


Alyssa (ah-lee-sah)

Chicana muxerista from Califas, sassy queer femme fatty, librarian, survivor

Obsessed with painting my nails, winged eyeliner, My Mad Fat Diary, art, music, fierce queers, Bollywood, drag divas, period dramas, books, shoes, The Smiths and all things beautiful!

ch1darkcy:

chicadificil:

chicadificil:

I Found the Solar System Between her Thighs: a memoir by Finn “the sex wizard” Nelson

Available wherever MMFD fanfiction is posted!

Since my butstilli Lyds is into astronomy I thought she might be missing this title?

I’m a bit worried for what he found though…

ch1darkcy Oh Ana! Maybe he found his 20p in there! View high resolution

ch1darkcy:

chicadificil:

chicadificil:

I Found the Solar System Between her Thighs: a memoir by Finn “the sex wizard” Nelson

Available wherever MMFD fanfiction is posted!

Since my butstilli Lyds is into astronomy I thought she might be missing this title?

I’m a bit worried for what he found though…

ch1darkcy Oh Ana! Maybe he found his 20p in there!

(Source: meetsadgrls)

chicadificil:

I Found the Solar System Between her Thighs: a memoir by Finn “the sex wizard” Nelson

Available wherever MMFD fanfiction is posted!

Since my butstilli Lyds is into astronomy I thought she might be interested in this title? View high resolution

chicadificil:

I Found the Solar System Between her Thighs: a memoir by Finn “the sex wizard” Nelson

Available wherever MMFD fanfiction is posted!

Since my butstilli Lyds is into astronomy I thought she might be interested in this title?

(Source: meetsadgrls)

hicatherine:

lesbeehive:

Les Beehive – Dolce & Gabbana and McQ Alexander McQueen End Milan Fashion Week

GIVE ME THIS DRESS, I WILL WEAR IT CASUALLY WHILE GROCERY SHOPPING, AND WORKING. 

This is definitely required librarian wardrobe!!!! Get on me!!! View high resolution

hicatherine:

lesbeehive:

Les Beehive – Dolce & Gabbana and McQ Alexander McQueen End Milan Fashion Week

GIVE ME THIS DRESS, I WILL WEAR IT CASUALLY WHILE GROCERY SHOPPING, AND WORKING. 

This is definitely required librarian wardrobe!!!! Get on me!!!

slothpaws:

Let’s play a game called “Is that Nico Mirallegro or a puppy with awesome eyebrows?

Or C: Nico Mirallegro is a human puppy hybrid with awesome eyebrows!

Job of the Day - Librarian, Central Intelligence Agency, Washington, DC

lislist:

Important Notice: Friends, family, individuals, or organizations may be interested to learn that you are an applicant for or an employee of the CIA. Their interest, however, may not be benign or in your best interest. You cannot control whom they would tell. We therefore ask you to exercise discretion and good judgment in disclosing your interest in a position with the Agency. You will receive further guidance on this topic as you proceed through your CIA employment processing.

…and 13 more new library jobs at lislist.com.

My east coast fandom library ladies! Get on it! aspiringpolymath sapphicsideshow

Chapter 7: Glue

(Source: stilesetderek, via rae-nelson)

im-an-emu:

chicadificil:

slothpaws:

greenangelheart:

monagusta:

ultimate-slice:

The interviews that I just posted closer so you can read them :) (they can be zoomed in a read better)

If you’re lucky, you’ll get a dessert anyway, do you know what I mean? (Laughs) I’m joking.

omg cheeky Nico ALERT!! *blush*

Oh aye, eh Nico?!

Ha! This had me in stitches. God, could this horny little weirdo be any more charming?

greenangelheart slothpaws

Nico: I love curvy girls!

Is that code for Sharon Rooney and I are dating and you should ask her if Nico really is the sex-wizard in her next interview!

chicadificil I read into that part too! He must have been into her from the beginning! His love only growing with each take. Zoops getting carried away. Lol

im-an-emu oh my love I read into it, I imagined it, I will probably dream about it! My Shico feels are strong after reading this article!

Paramount TV to adapt The Village in the US

slothpaws:

"Other projects on Paramount TV’s slate include… an adaptation of Peter Moffat’s BBC series The Village” - Source.

Why!? If they use the concept (following one village through an entire century), it might be half-way interesting… but if they just re-make the original with an American cast,…

What the actual fuck! Why don’t they just re-air the original version (I don’t think I could sit through it again though) in the U.S. like they do with Downton Abbey, Call the Midwife..etc!

fullmetalfisting:

Some women want to be house wives and some women want to be Harvard professors and some women want to be porn stars and some women want to be nuns and some women want to be surgeons and there is nothing wrong with anyone’s profession I am sick of people being rude to women about their professions oh my god

(via blackmagicalgirlmisandry)

brownfatfemme:

duffysrehab:

progress not perfection

daily reminder

brownfatfemme:

duffysrehab:

progress not perfection

daily reminder

(via laurasanatomy)

slothpaws:

greenangelheart:

monagusta:

ultimate-slice:

The interviews that I just posted closer so you can read them :) (they can be zoomed in a read better)

If you’re lucky, you’ll get a dessert anyway, do you know what I mean? (Laughs) I’m joking.

omg cheeky Nico ALERT!! *blush*

Oh aye, eh Nico?!

Ha! This had me in stitches. God, could this horny little weirdo be any more charming?

greenangelheart slothpaws

Nico: I love curvy girls!

Is that code for Sharon Rooney and I are dating and you should ask her if Nico really is the sex-wizard in her next interview!

(via littledaviesworkins)

manicpixienightmarecunt:

valiantparadox:

moniquill:

naamahdarling:

wrath-fire-ice:

Bury me in this.

*SCREAMS*

Get buried in this, get found by archeologists ten thousand years later, get presumed some kind of monarch or holy figure.

what do you mean presumed


:O

Put a crown on me! I am a P. Cock princess! Our hearts belong to Archibald P. Cock! thewhileloop audreyoppar 14000romances finnnelsonisthepriority View high resolution

manicpixienightmarecunt:

valiantparadox:

moniquill:

naamahdarling:

wrath-fire-ice:

Bury me in this.

*SCREAMS*

Get buried in this, get found by archeologists ten thousand years later, get presumed some kind of monarch or holy figure.

what do you mean presumed

:O

Put a crown on me! I am a P. Cock princess! Our hearts belong to Archibald P. Cock! thewhileloop audreyoppar 14000romances finnnelsonisthepriority

(via ouijaboardsandtarotcards)

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The Shangri-Las
Sophisticated Boom Boom

suicidewatch:

The Shangri-Las “Sophisticated Boom Boom”

Working on my MMFD girl group inspired playlist…and this Shangri-La’s tune is a fave! Happy Saturday!